可怕的女人

我是个可怕的女人，因为我不能忍受愚蠢的男人。尤其身体不适的时候，还要听愚蠢的借口白痴的理由，我额头上的青筋都浮上来了。

写报告就是要报告事实，要提供确实数据，例子上也清清楚楚写了确实的数据，男人竟然可以交上一个approximately 200，这是官方文件，岂可儿戏？

报告事实，男人写道"The outcome was a surprise".
"what do you mean by 'was a surprise'?" "surprise的意思是好还是不好？" （成绩略跌，the outcome was a surprise as 老师们付出了很多努力）
男人竟然说："different people may have different ways of interpret it"
晕倒！
"when you say 'different ppl may have diff ways of interpreting it', that already said sth. This is a report, we are to reflect the truth, the facts. No personal comments should be added."

"how do you derive this figure?"
"last year was 8 and this year was 9, so thats an increase of 12.5%"
"no, u cant do like that, this is not right. last year was 8 out of 24, this year was 9 out of 30, theres no improvement, you cant report in this way"
"no, this is the absolute number, 8 to 9 is different by 1, theres an increase of 1"
"ya, but u cant report it in this way, the total number was different, u cant do it this way."
"just like there are two tests, 8 students pass test A, while 9 students pass test B, so that's one more as compared to test A."
"but the total number of students sat for the test are different, if 100 students sat for both tests, thats fine, but now, 100 students sat for test A and 8 pass, 200 students sat for test B and 9 pass, you have to reflect the truth! you cant say thats an improvement, you cant say that's an increase of 12.5%, that's misleading, ppl will question u."
你不能这样去掩饰事实。

后来，给他留了字条 "WS has sent you the password, pls check your mail. U need to ask YY to install the software for you so that you can access."
男人看了字条，说电脑已经安装了软件，可是他没有密码，不能进入系统。天啊！"u have to check your mail, WS sent e password to you, he didnt send to me, 我已经写给你看'WS has sent you the password"，告诉你他发到你的邮箱了，你要去读取，他不是发给我，我没有密码的。"

我不能和这样的男人工作。我不会收敛我的脾气。30岁的男人，你最好祈求不要再碰到可怕的女人！可怕的女人当然会祈求不要与愚蠢的男人共事。可怕的女人已经够可怕了，再继续下去就变成可恶的女人了。愚蠢的男人若再遇到可怕的女人共事，也真算男人倒霉了。